Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).
We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.
Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
by Artmedic March 25, 2010
Get the bilateral samsonite mug.Better known as fall season, and more particularly the month of October, when girls must decide how slutty they will look on Halloween.
Guy sees girl picking out Halloween "outfit."
Guy:"Damn, it's slut season already?"
Girl: "I heard that asshole!"
Guy: "IDGAF"
Guy:"Damn, it's slut season already?"
Girl: "I heard that asshole!"
Guy: "IDGAF"
by andthesingoesto February 25, 2012
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by Von_Sol_Ho January 14, 2017
Get the Cuff Season mug.Ugly fat goths who wear black steel toe cap boots b like to stand on small animals heads and sit in there room playing cod drinking monster energy or the original rockstar
by I'm not a goth May 6, 2018
Get the slipknot season ticket holders mug.(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.
(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩
(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩
STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."
by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021
Get the Austin Samson mug.The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.
Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.
Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.
Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.
Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.
Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."
Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
by P.S.F October 3, 2008
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