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screen peeker

One who glances without permission at the computer screen of others, usually done in public and to laptop users.
"I was trying to log onto Facebook but there was a screen peeker lurking behind me so I had to close my screen and walk away."
by leoinstereo November 2, 2008
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Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.
Why do you keep screen splashing man?
by Cryuga September 3, 2010
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screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 8, 2010
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Windows XP Black Screen

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.
"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"
by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006
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screenshit

A screenshot, usually taken during a video chat without the other person knowing, that makes that other person look like shit.
During a skype video chat....
Person 1: Duuude, did you just take a screenshot of me dancing?
Person 2: No *dodges eye contact*
Person 1: You liar! I saw you pressing buttons. Send it over.
Screenshot of Person 1 dancing sent over
Person 1: Fuck, man! I look like shit. You and your fucking screenshits.
by WindowPaneHairGirl July 11, 2011
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screen dump

When you are unable to download an image, a screenshot is taken and then saved to your computer. This Results in your own copy of the image but generally at low quality. Often used to obtain other peoples display pictures.
Person1: have you got a picture of your girl friend yet?
Person2: nah, she only has her display picture
Person1: Screen dump it and send then.
by Hypo_Mix October 19, 2005
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They're not on my screen

A stupid saying which turned into a meme by Kootra during Minecraft: Carnival Of Doooom w/ Nova, Kootra & SSoH Ep.8
Ex1.
Nova: whooooa look at all these f**king carts. hehehe
Kootra: where are they?
Nova:how many times did you guys failed to come back.
Seamus: alot.
Kootra: I don't see any carts.
Nova: There's three carts here..
Kootra: They are not on my screen.
Nova mocks Kootra: they are not on my screeen. heh

Ex2.
Nova: I wanna go into the damn freak show! I want to see a two headed cow or something.
Kootra: yea, im sure they are going to have that.
Nova: Obvioussssly.. they could. You wouldn't know..because.. it's not on your screen.
Nova in mocking voice: they're not on my screen.
by onlyZHUI October 21, 2011
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