Swampdonkey

Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.

"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".

by Thrice4141 October 9, 2008

swamp penguin

A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive.

Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.

by DingdongsAreForever March 3, 2009

Swamp Geese

A group of less attractive females/ a group of mud ducks together(usually friends)

Man those girls over there are swamp geese!!

by Jc Money02 October 9, 2009

swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010

Swamp Gunt

Noun: The damp, smelly condition of a woman's gut cunt (gunt) when subjected to moderate exertion in a high-temperature area.

Dude 1: "Dibs!!!"
Dude 2: "Nice. And its hot as all fuck outside; she's probably got a wicked case of swamp gunt."

by D-Lo Law August 25, 2011

breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

by Beneficiary October 3, 2007

Midnight Swamp Tour

An almost ineffective attempt at giving somebody a Chocolate Sunrise, resulting in them rolling over on their stomachs and getting the poop all over the bed.

I tried giving Elaine a Chocolate Sunrise, but she rolled over, turning it into a full-blown Midnight Swamp Tour.

by Ragingg June 6, 2010