gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

Oatmeal Cream Surprise

The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.

Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!

by Timbo and R Flo August 15, 2009

Niagara Surprise

First, you jizz in a gatorade bottle for a month to save up a lot of old, smelly, crusty cum. Second, you fuck a girl from behind. When it's time to cum, you pull out the bottle with your juice and pour it allllll over your partner's back, making it like a cum waterfall (the "Niagara"). Third, when the partner turns around and yells "HOLY SHIT!" you bust in their eye (the "Surprise").

Bukkake's for amateurs; I pulled a Niagara Surprise on that bitch!

by CR3W-Gonzo March 9, 2009

surprised moose

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.

I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!

by Spazzington Ruttingham Esquire the Third December 7, 2006

dead by sunrise

a new chester bennington side project our later this year or early next year.

dead by sunrise is gonna rock my sox!

by mbiest May 18, 2007

Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

by The Real Mr. Burns March 6, 2009

dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018