mosquito suck

When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it

"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"

by Mander926 April 22, 2017

Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012

Suck Fuck

To Suck Fuck, verb.

When you suck so bad at something that "Suck Ass" or "Suck Dick" aren't enough.

Bro, let me spread the butter, you Suck Fuck at that shit.

by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020

Sucks Chode

Very bad, disagreeable, disgusting, or trashy

Fortnite as a game sucks chode

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022

Sucking COD

The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.

Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"

Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".

by wtown November 14, 2011

Fresh Suck

When she gets that minty mouth cleaning before slobbing your knob

"Honey, I got you that good Listerine, now give me that good 'fresh suck.'"

by Devardo October 4, 2018

suck taint

A term used in order to tell someone to fuck off or to say suck my dick, usually in a situation where the person you say it to is making no sense or they're an idiot

OP:" Where are we?"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"

by QuebxcOnVocab July 23, 2020