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Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank

Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.

They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.

This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.

Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
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skank wrangling

The act of taking one for the team. Doing a skank in order to get something she has access to.
Tim was skank wrangling to get tickets to the Browns game.
by Therickman June 16, 2005
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Ginormous Boob Skank

A woman with breasts of ginormous (gigantic and enormous) proportions who uses them to hypnotize males to get what she wants.
"Did you see the ginormous boob skank on TMZ last night? She was trying to get Michael Phelp's attention with her skanky boobs."
by Squidonesian December 21, 2008
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skankbait

one who attracts skanks by what he wears, drives, says etc. basicaly is a shiny "tool". he's the loser at the bar who has perfected the uncomplicated art of tricking the stupid slutty girls (e.g. SKANKS) to go home with him, using his flashy material goods.
"Oh my god, look at the skankbait that just walked into the bar..."
"You should see his car, its all skankbait"
by miss.pimpette September 27, 2006
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skankawhore

A particularly vicious blend of skank and whore. Likes herpes.
That Whorsea is such a skankawhore! Did you see those sores on her mouth?! Ho lee!
by Ho Lee C. October 14, 2007
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skank dating

Finding skanky chicks to date because they smoke, do drugs, like crazy sex, etc.. you know - girls who are FUN!
Stop dating good girls and do some skank dating.
by bill1102inf January 18, 2009
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skankalanker

A PERSON WHO IS A WHORE AND LOVES IT.
Brandon D. " Lauren is such a skankalanker"
Maria E. "Yeah she had sex with Ernie and Jacob at the same time."
by its maria betch. November 5, 2009
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