douche-skunk

/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation

I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked

by nativepress April 23, 2017

A Skunk On Acid

A nasty, crusty, fucking high person. Usually a Florida man or a middle schooler. You know the crackhead kid that watched a shit ton of anime ,never showered, snorted pixy stix, and was an over all dick wad from your middle school? Yeah him. Thats a skunk on acid.

"Holy fuck shawn finally left the school" "I know he got expelled for shiting in the sink on floor 2's bathroom" "damn what a skunk on acid"

by just 4 cats in a trench coat December 2, 2020

Skunk

Perfect to describe a fuckboy who looks cute/hot and acts very nice from the outside but the minute they get what they want, they leave you to suffer with the bullshit. They're usually full of shit and ego is larger than their teeny tiny dicks. Why are they called skunks? Because you should stay clear from them at all costs! They ain't real men honey move it!

Yea I used to go out with that guy. He's a skunk nigga, stay clear from him!

by vindictivebadass September 16, 2017

Skunk

Person who tends to show off with what they have, or what they have accomplished, instead of assisting others in also achieving it as well.

“You are all so stupid, my average is 98%”
Said Sparrow.
“Gosh you’re such a skunk!”
Said Jack.

by Jacksparrowone February 6, 2019

Skunk buzzard

White trash

The skunk buzzards are digging in the recyclables again.

by Skunk masters September 9, 2020

Skunk Dick

When a guy (usually indian) I being an asshole.

Alyssa: can you believe how rude rajh was being when he was fixing my computer

Ben: I know, what a Skunk Dick

by Mq Gucci gang June 8, 2019

the skunk technique

A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you

(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you

>>Think you are not good enough

>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago

Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it

Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique

by BigFard July 28, 2021