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slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.
Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.
by hwip July 16, 2011
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sappy

Modern day Emo is known for it's sappy and diary-like lyrics.
by Light Joker December 9, 2005
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sapiosexual

"George is sapiosexual. That's a nice way of saying he hasn't been laid in years."
by WayneGarber January 2, 2016
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Saphin

An NYC based singer, songwriter, performer best known for his character driven theatrical rock, and his collaboration with Earl Slick (of David Bowie, John Lennon) named, "The Eons". The live version of this band's lineup includes the some more members of Bowie's most recent touring band: Gail Ann Dorsey (bass) and Sterling Campbell (drums).
Just Saphinize it. Going to Saphinscape.
by Artimus Rex December 27, 2009
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sapiosexual

A person who values intelligence as a key feature of attraction. No matter how attractive their interest is, the moment they speak and prove themselves of sub par intelligence to the desired level, it is an instant deal breaker and turn off.

This is not to say that they date 'unattractive' people or that physical appearance does not matter; the individual just does not put as much importance or emphasis on attractiveness.

If you find yourself drawn to intelligent conversation and more attracted to people the more intelligent they prove themselves. The opposite being even with someone of extreme attractiveness, the moment they say or do something that makes them look ignorant, idiotic, immature, etc. the attraction/connection is instantly vaporized.
My significant other may not be the definition of physically fit but he is exceptionally smart, it is a perfect situation since I identify as a sapiosexual.

I tried dating a model once, he was super ripped!... The problem was, i made a little chemistry joke and asked him to pass the sodium chloride and all I received in return was a blank stare! Needless to say, this sapiosexual decided being just friends was best.
by Duchess_Dor October 20, 2015
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sapiosexual

I'm sapiosexual, so if you wanna fuck me you better pass this algebra final
by itz_kidz June 8, 2016
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sapp

To use the smart phone application "whatsapp" to chat with another person.
I gotta sapp chris !!
by jonomon June 5, 2011
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