Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 15, 2010

hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.

Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama

by Anonymous September 09, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 25, 2003

Rod White

To have complete disregard for anyone else; To totally go for self; Selfish; Self Absorbed

1. I'm about to get on some Rod White and take this dudes girl.

2. Can you help me move this weekend?
Nah, I'm Rod White.

Antonym- White Rod

by War Time Consigliere January 24, 2010

thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

by Thunder rod March 27, 2019

Phantom Rod

What she may feel an hour or more after sex.

Damn, that sex was so good, i`ve had phantom rod for 3 hours now.

by Suinbeda November 04, 2011

Rage Rod

When you're so mad you dick fills with blood

I'm going to murder you with my rage rod! There is literally nothing harder.

by Daveswife912 August 26, 2017