Rectalysis

A thorough dissection of a given idea down to its etymology, history, and countless bullshit considered ancillary to said idea. Considered on par with dissertations in academia, rectalyses are provided by Masters and honors undergraduate students seeking admission to medical school and are proctored by... well, proctologists and other MDs.

Jeffrey: How was that exam? You don't look good.
Adam: Bruh, I don't feel good! I got the worst rectalysis of my lifetime. Poor bum's gonna be sore this week. :(

by EternalSoldier November 26, 2024

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Redtale

Redtale is an AU of the video game Undertale by Toby Fox which takes place in an alternate history timeline, specifically a timeline in which Undyne and Alphys found Soviet propaganda in the garbage river instead of Japanese anime. This led to a noticeable divergence in the timeline, wherein Asgore abdicated his throne after a successful worker’s revolt in the CORE and Hotland that nearly led to the destruction of New Home due to a meltdown within the Core’s reactor. Undyne then took over as the dictatrix of the underground with Alphys as her second in command, along with Sans joining her secret service and Papyrus becoming the commissar of the Greater Snowdin Municipality. The AU has a more militaristic and semi-grimdark vibe compared to Undertale’s original timeline, with the lore being focused around how the underground has changed since Undyne came into power and took steps to realize her authoritarian communist utopia, known as the Underground Socialist Union.

Within the Redtale AU, Muffet was strangled by the authoritarian economic policies of the Underground Socialist Union, leading to the formation of the spider mafia.

by Asriel___LOVER April 27, 2025

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Rectal Reception

Holding hands while double fisting a rectum

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.

by Hope Fully May 16, 2025

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Rectangled

When you are in Nesset and you are over 10 beers.

Yo Nuefer, I was rectangled last night after banging Allie buggan

I was tangie last night Bucky

by FERDABEER May 20, 2025

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REDtarded

A person who is part of the MAGA cult belief system who can be presented with actual facts and proof of reason, but cannot comprehend the truth because it didn’t come from truth social, Facebook or Wikipedia. They also can only live off the words of the Bible and no one else can live the way they want, they MUST listen to ONLY the Bible and only drive ford F150 because it has 6 wheels.

They’re all REDtarded. They all think that since Trump told them China will pay the tariff's, it doesn’t affect their farms.

by Queenofdicktionary. May 27, 2025

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