Queef catcher 

A man or female orally willing to accept another womans airy vaginal discharge in the hopes of seeking sexual pleasure.

Last night on the phone ,my boyfriend heard my sputtering bologna lipped cunt releasing stank ass pussy farts . The next thing I knew , my door opened , and there he was. That dirty queef catcher couldnt wait for a mouthful of chum .

Queef catcher by MIKE G C/O 96 September 5, 2006

queef nugget 

when a chick farts out of her vagina and a turd comes out

that girl over there just had a queef nugget

queef nugget by robert critcher October 21, 2010

Queef Beer 

Beer that is all foam with basically no alcohol in it.

Dude I have had like 6 of these and I feel fine.
Dude same here, whats with these queef beers!?

Queef Beer by Bottlecops May 28, 2010

Queef dust balls 

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.

The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.

Queef dust balls by Auddy && Kels July 1, 2011

Queef Goggles 

Queef Goggles occur when a woman releases vaginal gas, often whilst recieving oral sex, whch in turn steams up the eye ware of the recipricant.

During oral sex a woman releases vaginal gas which causes the glasses of the giver to steam up, thus creating queef goggles.

Queef Goggles by Well Hung Pony October 21, 2009

Queef Lorraine 

A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.

"Jane became frustrated with Arnold and served his slice of queef lorraine directly into his mouth."

Queef Lorraine by Lorraine Queef September 16, 2007

Queef Draft 

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

Queef Draft by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014