smut puppy

Someone who is a sucker for smut, sex, pornos and strippers.
Also, a band from Michigan.

any guy who thinks watching porn together is a date, is a total smut puppy.

by Katie(has a sense of humor) May 4, 2007

waxing your puppy

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

by patissweet September 8, 2005

air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.

girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"

by sweatty balls in your mouth April 1, 2010

puppy shits

A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.

"Bro, we should have skipped the Taco Bell run. I have an explosive case of the puppy shits.

by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011

puppy

The baby of a dog. The more official term is the fetus of a bitch, yes, along with being a curse word bitch is also the official term for a female dog, usually used by dog breeders.

"My friend got her new puppy today!" or another term would be Your dog should deliver her puppies within a few days"

by rekcarCziM June 12, 2016

slave puppet

A person who does everything someone asks them to do. It is worse than being whipped.

Eric is being a slave puppet when he does his girlfriend's laundry every week.

by lilhobbit06 May 29, 2007

twat puppet

Someone who cannot think for him/herself.

My friend insists on only reading books from Oprah's book club. What a twat puppet.

by BioBioPup February 28, 2008