Porch Time

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.

"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."

by chiefridr February 25, 2009

Porch Potato

1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch.

also:

2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato.

OR:

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
*sighs*
Person rings doorbell again
*footsteps*
Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato?

by RaNdOmguurl October 29, 2010

porch monkey

a porchagese person.

kiana is such a porch monkey.

by Mr. Fluffykins July 1, 2008

porch monkee

the most badass gang in minnesota, these fuckers drink, smoke, and last but not least fuckin hack it up. we fight fuckin skinnies who spit sand, we will fuckin take anyone out. we sell the dankest bud in the planet.

PM 4 Life. PM | 4:20

by Jon Kieley February 19, 2005

Perch Jerker

A faggot. A perch jerker is a man that loves to jerk off other men, and then let them splooge all over his face.

Hey Perch Jerker, why don't you come over here and jerk on my perch.

by Bork Gordon February 10, 2007

perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

by bleh January 11, 2004

Perchin

Verb, Avderb or Adjective - can mean anything as long as it has flow. It rolls of the tongue for Wissahickon High School Sudents.

1. "wassup bro? whatcha up to?"
"just perchin."
2. "You see bryan last night?
"yea he was perched"

by Jack Sicka January 11, 2008