puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

Fish Peddler

Someone whose vagina smells.

You're vagina smells like a toxic form of cheese, therefore you are what we call a fish peddler.. BITCH.

by Donnyyyyyyy February 6, 2009

goo paddle

When a guy cums in his own hand then smacks his partner across the grill.

Just before Monica induced Bill to cum in her mouth, he pulled out real quick and came on his hand, during Monica's shock, Bill gave her a goo paddle.

by Indobud December 28, 2004

Paddles

A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches

Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man

Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'

by Paddles01 September 16, 2008

paddle

A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.

The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles.

by wakamusha July 20, 2008

puddlefuck

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.

"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"

by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009

pudlet

An irritating, short, buddha-bellied creature that wants to be in charge.

I'm tired of seeing that little pudlet driving the family pudster..if he does it again, we're coating him with gold and taking him to ITWADA for Buddha duty. (see ITWADA).

by C "Tool" Johnson August 28, 2006