protiene fart

smelly air poop

i hads big protiene fart

by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019

Protery

When the protest becomes so big it reorganises into a kind, concert-like party while still protesting for the same cause.
(Exactly what happened in Lebanon. Google it.)
Therefore, the protest becomes a fun activity instead of a boring-ass, circle-jerk of sign holders.

"Did you hear? There's a protery at the White House."
"How did an anti-abortion protest turn into a party?!"

by ZeddBread November 18, 2019

Protectnetic

Protectnetic, Half Price Car Care.
Aussie made for OZ!

I used Protectnetic on my car too.

by qwerty-bob December 2, 2019

Protagonitis

An unfortunate condition where a person in real life has characteristics not unlike the ones a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment story would have. The symptoms of someone with Protagonitis are as follows: has a dark traumatic past, has a secret power that nobody knows about, is given some special power or talent, has a ridiculous amount of luck, and is extremely attractive to many members of the opposite sex for no apparent reason.

"If anyone you know has Protagonitis, please seek help in the form of a doctor or an editor."

by Bentoboxing December 2, 2019

protagonist privilege

when everything goes right for the protagonist for the sake of them being the protagonist

Dumbledore: Gryffindor wins the house cup!
Slytherin: but we had the most points!
Dumbledore: But Harry Potter!
Slytherin: fcking protagonist privilege

by omgarmyonces May 3, 2020

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

protestilence

Useless events held in spite of grave, deadly, worldly Pandemics and Pestilence spreading human ignoramuses who are selfish, juvenile mindset attention seeking creatures who either want everything FREE or want to MAGA.

Dude, my Mom won't let me go to the rally to MAGA, or to the other rally either, so how can I be an effective bioterrorist through PROTESTILENCE if I'm grounded at home?

"Man, you're 35, and you still get grounded by your Mom?"

by FlyGirl1 June 16, 2020