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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016
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boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.
Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.
by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016
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prisoners son

"Archie and Ned hail from Australia". They're 'prisoners sons."
by analretentivegirl October 21, 2015
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prison bottomed

An abused rectum that has been subject of excessive poundings. Possibly by more than one person at a time.
"Hey, I got a date with that barista!"

"Yo dude, I heard she's prison bottomed"
by Tizzletator April 13, 2016
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Prison bait

people who are put into prison for petty charges
all it achieves is prison bait
by mofigori November 12, 2018
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prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.
Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.
by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018
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