peanajellaphobia

the fear of making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without supervision

Dirk: Will you come with me to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Louis: Why?
Dirk: Because I have peanajellaphobia.

by those hott whores December 16, 2005

you may have my peanut shells

1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philanthropic elists.

2. Used to define elitism with negative connotations.

While discussing domestic policy of the latest US administration, Jamal does his best impression of the executive leader and states "You may have my peanut shells, working poor."

by chrismeena November 24, 2005

peanut ass

When a big fat girl's got this tiny little butt. You ever seen that before?

Have you ever seen a peanut ass? I used to work with this girl; she had this big ol' body with these two little buttcheeks.

by Mike Ockisbig December 14, 2004

peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!

Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!

by Shannon September 9, 2004

peanut butter jelly time

it's the dancing banana. It is something you say to another person when they are feeling a bit down. You try to cheer them up by saying this and you do a little dance.

search 'peanut butter jelly time'

by Diana BoBana FeeFiFoFana December 30, 2007

Peanut

1. a low-branching widely cultivated annual herb from South America, frequently turned into butter and eaten with crushed berry
2. a daily comic strip by Charles M. Schulz
3. an insignificant person
4. a very small amount
5. an illegal drug

1. This freak-ass kid at school can't eat peanuts or he'll DIE
2. Snoopy from Peanuts has no families ties to Snoop Dogg
3. You're such a peanut (b-b-b-BURN)
4. You'll pay me what? Peanuts!
5. Game moves peanuts like an elephant

by Nojoy January 8, 2007

pheaniz

To put cum into a bottle and use as shampoo

I tricked my friend into useing pheaniz last night.

by Micheal Fiklin March 8, 2008