Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.

Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!

by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015

potato bagging

male version of camel toe

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!

by Johnxt1 October 9, 2015

vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos

My friend was eaten by a vampire potato

by Hajajan April 13, 2016

Hoe potato

A hoe that moves quickly from one partner to another in a small circle of friends.

"damn, she sleept with Joe yesterday and now she's leaving with his best friend?! She a hoe potato!"

by Miss_einna April 28, 2019

potato time

when its time for potatoes

yay it's potato time

by bobby b water truck May 8, 2019

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019