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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025
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Ping whiner

Mostly specific to Discord.
Some annoying, lazy-ass individual who complains about getting role-wide or server-wide notifications, sometimes even of being personally mentioned, when they could simply change their settings or their status instead of making everyone else deal with the consequences of their laziness.
Angry Ping whiner: "Who pinged for some stupid reason again?!"
Admin: "How about you take five seconds to go in your settings and disable notifications instead of being a ping whiner?"
by Stryker_27 June 21, 2024
mugGet the Ping whinermug.

High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead
person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson
by Enzal1a June 9, 2025
mugGet the ping crimsonmug.

Azubi Ping Pong

Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.
X und Y spielen schon wieder Azubi Ping Pong mit mir
by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022
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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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ping pong duvet

Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles
Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit
by ChungledownBim January 5, 2024
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