ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead

person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson

by Enzal1a June 9, 2025

we-ping-ping

Oh burn in japanese

Justins crying in the corner again

Oh we-ping-ping

Hahahahahahahaha we-ping-ping

by bitchface32 November 6, 2009

90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

ping

something that bothers me on discord always and it never

me: *opens discord*
discord: 47 pings
me: bruh

by mjrsfnjfdnsj November 8, 2021

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

ping ping

An expression of joy or pleasure based on the imagined sound of one’s nipples becoming erect.

My fantasy football team just scored… ping ping!

by StevieB73 February 11, 2024

Discord Ping-Pong

When you're having a conversation with someone in a crowded Discord channel, so you have to send pings to each other for every message

"I was having a round of Discord Ping-Pong with my friend today. It was really fun."

by TheMartinezRocket January 27, 2021