period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)

by TFbill October 25, 2019

Period Bubble

When a woman has the flu, snot bubbles may occur, period bubbles, may also occur. A period bubble is when a red balloon emerges out of yer fanny while simultaneously having a cold and on your period.

Little girl: "Mommy! I just got my first period bubble (:!"
Mommy: "You are a period bubble."

by ToffeeAppleTaker69 November 2, 2019

Period Drama

Television that can only be viewed by people who get periods.

Steve: Have you seen the period drama on BBC iPlayer recently?
Roger: Are you from Syria? I’m a man
Steve: Your loss. I’m just in touch with my inner vaj

by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

period challenge

It’s when someone asks you show them how a period works

Can I see you period challenge

by anonymous September 15, 2020

period pirate

Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period

Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?

Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate

by Treyeful September 15, 2020

period burp

A queef when you’re on your period.

Look at her pants, Hannah definitely had a period burp.

by rebecca berk October 9, 2020

Period in the pot water

When things are going bad in a gross way

I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.

by I J Margulieth February 7, 2021