perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived.
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Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

perclumped

when your confused because your fingering a chick, and clumpy shit is all in her vagina.

perclumped discharge

by jamie(: February 15, 2009

Perculent

A combination of the words Succulent and Perky. Always refers to a woman's breasts.

"Yo, check out that sluts tits! They are so perculent I don't know what to do with myself!"

by Blarty mc Blarty Blart October 18, 2004

99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

98 percent

The percent of women in the world that are either bitches or hoes. Therefore they are not worth caring for.
See also 2 percent

Kathlene is being really 98 percent right now, you can tell she is really bitchy.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009

porcelain skin

Whyte gurls wanting to sound not as whyte

Girl 1. "Omg Angelica has such nice porcelain skin"
Girl 2. "*Whyte"

by Riptyde August 5, 2014

Five Percenter's

It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.

Initiation:

The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"

Technically, it's not a loss at all.

Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.

Considered communism.

Everyone could still win, but won't.

CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.

Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.

CEO: Fire one person from each market.

Workhorses: What an ass.

by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009