Peni

Plural of penises

There were a lot of Asian peni at the Bodies exhibit

by ktaylor4483 June 11, 2014

PENIS

A male body part where expired milk comes from

Suck my penis

Okay,wshhhshh

Oh yeah

by Izhdijddodjdywobsbxj February 5, 2018

penis

What every guy thinks with, instead of his brain.

"That guy is a no-good, perverted loser who hurts girls because he thinks with his penis!"

by bri@nn@ February 6, 2008

penis

an appendage of the male genetalia

charlie town eats penis for dinner!

by yo September 25, 2002

penis

1)Noun:
Can be used as Yes or No
2)Noun:
Something girls and guys suck on (sad but true)

A: Do you have the time?
B: Penis!

by Semaj November 29, 2004

penis

A man's genitalia.

Get about five dozen eggs. Put 'em in a bowl and mix the F*CK out of them. And what do you get?

PENIS !

by OohEehOohAahAah May 1, 2010

penis

A joystick that protrudes from a man's pelvic region - if its button is pressed enough, can cause salty white ice cream to come out, short circuiting the penis, and causing it recede to flaccidity.

Guy - "While playing Star Wars: Rouge Squadron II yesterday, my joystick broke, so I pulled out my spare penis. But there were so many TIE fighters, and I ended up spilling my ice cream all over my keyboard!"

by averygoodburger February 18, 2010