Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.

Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.

by Fredman14 December 29, 2021

Paradox

Two parallel lines intersecting. It's when you know you're right but also wrong.

Damn, the lives of Rao and Anuja is quite a paradox.

by Xyzzyx6969 April 20, 2018

Pisser's paradox

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.

"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

by TheGreatestLad March 1, 2024

prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date

guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man

by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022

Paradox

Paradox is the famous leader of the Hypixel Skyblock Guild "real and true" hes muted for 90 days since like 2008 and he had nothing to do with the death of the queen of England

paradox: come on men give me money
denkicks: no

by denk wenk January 7, 2023

The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire

The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem

by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024

The marmor paradox

Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him

Wow look at this guy he is so awsome and cool he must has the marmor paradox

by The paradoxer December 5, 2016