Putting the ronseal on

Celebrity marriage. The average celeb marriage lasts about five years, just like ronseal five year wood stain.

Kaley Cuoco and Josh ‘Lazie’ Resnik are engaged. They will soon be putting the ronseal on the relationship.

by Noodles56 October 28, 2011

Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.

Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*

by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012

putty up

to dress in all grey

"hey did you see Ryan earlier?"

"no, why?"

"oh, he told me he was gonna totally putty up today"

by wigglebone July 29, 2012

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

by Sexydimma December 15, 2012

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

by Sexydimma March 4, 2013