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Normal-type Pokemon

Pokemon that have no specific strengths/advantages over other types and are weak against Fighting and Ghost Pokemon.
Meowth
Pidgey
Snubble
Hoothoot
Jigglypuff
Normal-type Pokemon by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

Catching Pokemon 

Man 1: Look who Sarah's going home with tonight.

Man 2: It's Daniel! Little does Sarah know she's going to be catching pokemon.
Catching Pokemon by Flomango September 30, 2012

The best pokemon 

The reason Mudkip is the best pokemon is that it is the best starter it's so cute it evolves into the most broken type double, it can learn probably the most diverse moves out of all starters, and it always smiles.
The best pokemon by 9dohead October 26, 2020

the pokemon fuck 

Inserting your DICK into a Pokeball and then sticking the pokeball in a girls ass.
the pokemon fuck by Swagnigger February 15, 2014

Full Pokemon

Moaning your own name while having an orgasm.
A: She moaned her full name whIle cumming.
B: She went full Pokemon, dude!
Full Pokemon by RedditToldMe March 13, 2019

Walking the Pokemon 

1. Taking your Pokemon for a walk in its Pokewalker
2. Synonymous for masturbation

There is a new device with Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver that lets you take your Pokemon with you walking, known as the Pokewalker. It features a lot of Pokemon not found within the games themselves that you can catch, but you have to walk a lot in order to unlock some of the locations. In order to cheat the system, i.e. not walk every where, you have to simulate the walking motion with an analogous motion. Some people hold it in their hand and move their hands up and down in a straight motion, which if observed without noticing the Pokewalker in one's hand, looks quite a bit like a hand gesture for masturbation.
A: In between calls at work, I like walking the Pokemon. Now if you excuse me, I need to go masturbate.
Walking the Pokemon by Arashmin April 29, 2010