ass on a plate

Something which looks really bad.

A user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say "man, that looks like ass on a plate".

by kayakdesign April 19, 2010

platypus

A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.

"What do you think about this severed limb Ted?"
reply- "Platypus."

by Nydwyngreendragon April 28, 2004

platypus

The sped of the animal kingdom... A semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal...

Holy crap look at that platypus... I bet that if he weren't a semi-aquatic duck billed egg laying poisonis mammal he wouldn't be such a sped

by Bill Eburn April 30, 2005

phaty

One of the best Monster Truck Madness 2 rumblers on the MSN Gaming zone since joining when the game was developed. Not a fookie like oosteve.

MTF_PhAtY__, __PhAtY__

by PhAtY June 10, 2004

Platypusious

Platypusious is the god of the religion 'The Moral Teachings of Platypusious'.

It's physically shaped as a platypus, as this animal is both Mammal, Reptile and Bird.
Psychologically, Platypusious is a wise and all knowing creature, which is able to form all other animals from parts of itself.

Dude 1: Hey dude, do you know that Platypusious is all knowing and wise?
Dude 2: Totally dude

by Olsted October 25, 2010

Platyply

To make longer and better-written

Melanie's professor often suggests that she platyply certain paragraphs of her essays.

by shinysquirrel April 17, 2011

Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.

"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.

by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016