plastic soldier

A plastic soldier Is one who goes around acting tough ans bullying everyone smaller than him but has never been in a fight in his life

Man, he's such a plastic soldier he won't touch you.

by bagged salad March 31, 2015

plasticated

n. a plastic object that is transparent yet hard.

Im going to slap you with my plasticated ruler.

by Freckle_Foo_Luvs_U October 16, 2006

Plastic Cheesing

slapping someone (especially round the face)

Plastic cheesing is prohibited in this venue

by UrLocalSeagull March 07, 2023

plastic courage

Down hill mountain biking pads and guards, usually made by azonic, troy lee designs, 661 or one of the other big mtb gear makers.

Also used to conceal identities while rolling over roadies and pedestrians

Bill put on his plastic courage rolled the line.

by kenn_chan September 08, 2010

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020