Pianic Attack

A panic attack you get at a piano recital after your mom beats you for not playing the piano perfectly

I messed up at my piano recital and had a pianic attack

by DearMunter420 April 6, 2024

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PIAnon

The numerological or paranormal equivalent of QAnon. A group of fanatical geeks, fake or not, who make all kinds of conspiratorial claims about the irrational or transcendental number π, which often leads both mathematicians and math educators in red-pilled states to take up arms to fight them.

According to PIAnon, felon Trump had promised some of his billionaire “evangelical” donors that he’d restore the value of π to its inferred biblical value of 3, which is based on the measurements used to build King Solomon’s bronze reservoir, which rested on the backs of a dozen oxen—and students and teachers in Christian schools would also be allowed to approximate the value of pi to its sacred value, if they so wished.

by Numerati July 2, 2024

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