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one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.
one beers time by Strikeout October 23, 2012

One way gay

When a person wants to receive sexual favours from somebody of the same sex but doesn't want to reciprocate
One way gay by Oneway July 21, 2015

One moment 

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.
MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*
One moment by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

One Stroke Wonder 

A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.
I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.

One-Eyed Carlos 

A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.
“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”

One Swipe Wipe 

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.
I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.
One Swipe Wipe by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018