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What you get when you take folk, prog, and death metal and mix in a blender of musical talent. When you listen to this music, the chills that go up your spine are astounding. Imagine standing on a windswept moor in the middle of nowhere, walking anyplace. The kind of desolate longing and anticipated dread that this style of scene conjures up is the essence of Opeth.
Face of Melinda
Death Whispered a Lullaby
Ending Credits
For Absent Friends
Moonlapse Vertigo
Blackwater Park
Opeth by King Leif January 10, 2005
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Oprah Winfrey 

The Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for!
Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday?
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!
Oprah Winfrey by Dr. Snark, PhD November 3, 2013
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acronym for something that is Over Powered as Fuck
Diddy kong used to be opaf in SM4SH
opaf by Codetracker October 18, 2015

Option J 

Option J
From Wiki Gonzalez

Option J refers to the advice "whip it out" as a solution to any life situation.

The phrase originated in the September 1, 2004 Primer Lounge, in which was discussed what a man should do if a stadium's Kiss Cam were to spotlight him and an estranged ex-girlfriend. Option J was offered by Keith Scott as the ninth potential course of action. There was no option I.

Option J does NOT simply refer to any situation in which the member is exposed. Situations in which it is not an "option", such as urinating or showering, do not qualify. At least one other person must be present, and the situation must be one in which the act does not perfectly fit within social norms, so that an element of shock exists. The term is often incorrectly used to describe self-abuse (masturbation).
You can appropriately use option J in these situations:

-When you don't have enough money to pay bus fare.

-During a parent/teacher conference when your teacher is about to announce to your parent(s) your homework deficiency.

-When you're on the Kiss Cam at a sporting event with an estranged ex.

-During communion.

-at a wedding when the holy man asks if there are any objections to be made.

-to explain option J before verbally trying to explain option J.
Option J by James N. May 13, 2006

opposition 

A enemy/ someone you dont fuck with
Bruh he's a opposition, i dont fuck with him.(opp for short)

Your opinion 

Something that nobody wants.

Not even homeless people.

Especially not homeless people.
"HEY EVERYONE HOLD ON JUST A SECOND LET ME WHIP OUT MY OPINION"

"No one gives a shit about your opinion and why are you in my house get out"

cold open 

In a television show or movie, where it opens by going straight into a scene without any set-up or explanation.
The T.V. show HOUSE is known for its cold openings.
cold open by Peter W.N. April 15, 2008