A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.
by BiGRazorSG55 February 7, 2010
Get the Zimmy Jobmug. When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.
by the big sack June 16, 2009
Get the ball jobsmug. by Jimbo bob June 25, 2018
Get the Whack jobmug. when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job
When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job
by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009
Get the ho jobmug. In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.
by cincycats51 May 14, 2014
Get the Fuck jobmug. A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.
A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.
by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008
Get the Grundle Jobmug. A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010
Get the Rodent Jobmug.