Nuclear Nachos

Nuked Nachos made in the good Ol' microwave with lots of cheddar cheese. There not regular nachos with whimpy pre-sliced cheese and only a little dab of sour cream. Where talking about NUCLEAR man.... like this is the stuff war veterans eat. Hard core to the bone

Yo Vinny! "yeah?" I made you some homemade nuclear nachos better than that Italian spaghetti shit.
Vinny" ey! wait.. these nachos are the shit dude. simply delizioso" CIAO BELLA

by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011

Nuclear Ejaculation

Ever played Titanfall? Yeah, that one.

"Oh, the pilot ejcted and blew me up."
"I blew up your mom with a Nuclear Ejaculation"

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Number 2.5

When your standing there doing a piss and you feel a fart coming on but instead you shart yourself and now you have to sit down on the toilet to finish your shit whilst cleaning up the mess in your undies.

mate, why were you in the toilet so long?

I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..

by Wayne-Car May 12, 2017

nuclear punch

when someone punches you so hard it causes physical or brain damage and makes you look like one ugly mother fucker

damn George has just been nuclear punched
shame he looks like one ugly mother fucker now

by chrisjan2001 June 2, 2017

nuclear anal diffusion

(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.

Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist

by ScreechingAnalNiggerWhipper June 5, 2017

nuclear suck

A great atom-splitting blow job aka a suck bomb. First coined by a US hockey team traveling Sweden.

Maddy gave me the fatest nuclear suck bomb last night.

by patg13 June 14, 2017

number eleven

nickname for a kid with a permanent snotty nose

There's Jill, she's got number eleven on her top lip again.

by duvelx August 13, 2017