fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 27, 2009

bum biscuit

faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

by turdinator June 11, 2004

Dirty Biscuit

A game in which a group of men gather around a slice of bread and the last man who ejaculates on the bread must eat it.

I played dirty biscuit last night, and thank god I didn't lose. Larry had to eat the cum soaked biscuit.

by thermostat January 22, 2009

whisker biscuit

A circular device filled with bristles with an open center added to a hunting bow to rest arrows on in order to stabilize aim and flight upon release.

The bow with a whisker biscuit shot a bulls eye every time.

by DigitalSignalX August 18, 2010

Minge biscuit

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

by don leslie May 7, 2008

biscuit-ersed

adj. slang; weak, feeble (Scottish dialect)

He went to speak, but stopped, knowing that his voice would come out biscuit-ersed, that the uncertainty would be threaded right through it.

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009

Fuck biscuit

A girl who is so good to fuck you don't even care if she makes you pancakes in the morning.

"Hey man, did you have breakfast this morning?"
"Nah. I had all I could handle with my little fuck biscuit last night."

by Graham nation July 16, 2013