Central Jersey

does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!

friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss

by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019

Circle Jersey

Before the circle jerk begins, all participants pull their shirts over their head so they can’t see whose jerkin who…

Hey guys do you wanna have a quick circle jersey? Shirts up buds!!!

by Shiznitzky October 27, 2021

jersey avocado

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.

I love it when how he does a Jersey avocado.

by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019

The Jersey throw

The Jersey throw is when a Jersey man throws his cum at a opposing Jersey man for dominance

He who will love lady will be beaten by The Jersey throw

by L. O. L February 22, 2021

Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

Jersey Drifter

A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.

Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with

by Fap Jacks March 9, 2012

Jersey Fuck

A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.

"I was begging him to Jersey Fuck me"

by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013