nintendo

To urinate. A reference to the fact that Nintendo have named their latest games console the Wii (pronounced Wee) which in most English speaking cultures mean to urinate.

"I'm off to have a quick Nintendo"

"Do you need to to do a Nintendo or a number 2?"

"I'm desperate for a Nintendo"

by Louis Berk December 12, 2008

Nintendnerd

A nerd who is obsessed with, loves, plays only nintendo games.

''Hey Man, Wanna Play Super Mario On My Gamecube?''
''Nooo! I Can't be seen hanging with a Nintendnerd.''

by Penda October 16, 2008

Nintendo DS

A Product nintendo made to stay "up-to date" in the handheld world. Nintendo must of heard of the PSP comming out and made up DS so they wouldent lose in the handheld world too... yea the touch screen is cool, but theres been people that had their touch screens not work on them..
PSP is a better haldheld to get, yea it cost more, buut u get what you pay for! DS would be good for a child, but PSP is overall better.

DS Fanboy: Yea W/E! PSP sux im gunna be a loser and talk to my other DS buddy on picto chat! even know we have to keep within 50 feet of each other! man i cant wait to play with my DS online... i hope it dont talk as long as nintendo gamecube did.... wait? did it?

Other guy: wow DS looks gay.. im glad i didnt buy it! *goes to e b games and buys PSP*

by D~Legal July 12, 2005

Nintendo

To parents:

Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"

You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."

You: "........"

Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"

by HarvesterOfSorrow September 12, 2008

ninjer

another word for a oriental soldier known as a Ninja. As used in the song "Ninja" by "Insane Clown Posse"

"yeah, yeah, im a ninjer, FACK THAT in a wicked clown bxtchboy ha ha ha ha!"

by cl9ud October 26, 2003

Nintendo Wii

Here's some more ways sayings for the Nintendo Wii:

"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"

"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"

"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."

"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"

"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"

Nintendo Wii... Who the fuck made the name?

by Ezgamer May 14, 2006

Nintendo DS

One of the newest and most overrated Hand-Held gaming system that targets the immature, little gamefreak. Usually the fans of this system try to prove the DS's supiorority to the PSP, which fails dramatically because of the PSP's capabilities and features. DS fan's make hypocritical insults about the PSP only because of it's ability of playing childish immature games *cough coughpokemoncough*...Many DS fans complain about the PSP only because of it's battery life, but its the features that really count.

DS:
Pros:
.better battery life....
.Memory cards....
.3D Games....
.wireless capability with wireless chat....
con's:
.only used to play games....
.Less hacks than the Sony PSP....
.Bulky.....
.two screens (that proves that it IS for hardcore no-life gamers)

PSP:
PROS:
.WIFI built0in wireless system to connecto to other PSP's and wireless routers....
.Memory stick Duo
.LCD screen
.can connect to any computer with a USB cable....
.3D Games....
.Ability to surf the internet through the 2.0 firmware update....
.It is a hand-held device that is near a computer because it has it's own OPERATING SYSTEM.....
.Its ability to store Movies....
.Its ability to story Mp3's (.wav's too because of the 2.0 update)....
.Its ablility to store photos such as .JPG,.TIFF,.GIF,.PNG,.BMP files......
.Has a warranty of 1 year....
.It's ability to update the OS....
.Sony makes more products other than game systems....
.the PSP fans aren't that immature as DS fans are....

CONS:
.6 hour battery life (but it will improve when sony developes a better battery in the next few months)....
.a LITTLE heavier than the DS (only weak people say that the PSP is too heavy, so this shouldn't be a con then. I put it here only because that the whiny ass DS fans would come bitchin about my definition if i didn't).....
.Dead pixels (Duh, its an LCD SCREEN dumbass DS fans....)
.unresponsible shitheads loose the memory card sometimes (if they have multiple memory sticks...

DS is very overrated and the hypocritical/immature fans just need to die, and many of them come up with illogical defenses to try to defend themselves from the wrath of the PSP kingdom (I don't know where that come from). face it, In logical terms the PSP is way better than the DS. so F*** off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Regie the Ramos August 22, 2005