Steak de la tube

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.

She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.

by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020

Losing Steak

When you have a overcooked steak or an expired steak, its a losing steak

Dude you are so bad, its like eating a losing steak.

by Sex Demon aka The Porn God September 2, 2020

Steak Sauce

Meaning that something is top notch, premium, excellent, the best, extraordinary or top of the line. A-1.

“Oh man that movie was Steak Sauce!”

“That catch for a touchdown was steak sauce!”

by Rumdaddy September 15, 2020

michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017

as rare as a steak

Fine piece of ass

Oh my she is as rare as a steak lad

by Bigboy.com September 28, 2017

Phili cheese steak

This noun is in reference to when a Filipino woman takes part in a gang bang. It is named as such because it is said to describe what the as for mentioned gang bang looks like.

Antonio " hey man did you hear that Jane got phili cheese steaked last night"

Nathan "no way she did that!"
Antonio "yeah man I was there"

by Goat fucker42069 October 17, 2017

Cruzin With Steak

The act of trolling the seedier side of town looking for new meat.

Guy #1: What do you wanna do tonite?
Guy #1’s boyfriend: I guess we could go Cruzin With Steak if you want to.
Guy #1: Yeah ok but this time it’s your turn to clean up the jizz.

by Mr.Bowel October 26, 2017