Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

by Your mom December 9, 2003

penis

a long, thick, yummy, milk shake

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

penis

small willy

woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody!

by pip October 9, 2003

Penis

A long, hairy stick that sicks out your crotch.

"Dude, my penis totally flirted with me!"

by Waphi Wafflecakes December 2, 2011

penis

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009

Penis

Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.

That new purse of yours is so penis!

or

I drank too much last night and look like penis.

by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004

penis

Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

by ry-spirit December 17, 2008