scott and ness

Scott and Ness <3
To best friends that have made a band called the pathetic virgins and still haven’t made music <3

Both are (trans)

Scott and Ness like cheese.

by Shitfart78 July 26, 2021

hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.

"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"

by WeeedBear July 29, 2021

come to nessus

slang for "come over so we can have gay sex"

Living#4691-come to nessus
_noah#4456-cant im busy

by johnmadden2 August 13, 2021

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

scientific marshmallowy-ness

Defined as when you indulge in science with someone you care about, with the feeling of love bubbling up due to realizing how smart you both are in that moment

Amartya said there was scientific marshmallowy-ness to Sneh due to the search for the definition of obesity through the WHO as a credible source and the conversation it led to.

by shush0909 December 8, 2023

Give-a-frick-ness

The act of giving a frick over a certain subject

This is supposed to solicit our sympathy and give-a-frick-ness

by HilnaVunner January 25, 2025

Mathematical Do-ness

Forcing or motivating yourself to DO-ing some math to beat your daily laziness, especially if you are glued or addicted to your cell phone or digital device for an unhealthy number of hours every day.

Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:

Walk exactly 6789 steps.

Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.

Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).

Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.

by Numerati July 29, 2025