goo-musket

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

-or-

Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 30, 2003

Musket Shot

A drinking technique where one shotguns a beer but has someone pour a shot of whisky through the open top of the can while shotgunning. This symbolizes the pouring of gun powder in a musket. Hence, the musket shot. Invented by us: Follow link for instructions on how to do a musket shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Xyle_vTw4&feature=channel_page

Guy 1 "Hey man, you wanna shotgun later?"

Guy 2 "Only if we're doing musket shots!"

by Brike December 21, 2008

McSkyfucked

When you are attacked from above - partially or completely successfully - by Wiggly McNutty.

"Woah, did you just see that ambush? That guy got a shotgun to the head, and all that was left afterwards was McNutty."
"Guess he got McSkyfucked. Watch the skies, people!"

by MigglyWcNutty February 27, 2010

musk fish

i huge vagina that smells like a mans cologne

that musk fish was as unpleasant as your grandfathers medicine cabinet.

by cappa49311 November 10, 2009

mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.

"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"

by doodrighthere February 5, 2017

Musk Mellon

A person who believes millenial junk tech giants like Elon Musk are actually intelligent people.

Dave bought an over priced ticket on Elon Musks fake hyperloop tunnel in LA. He is such a Musk Mellon.

by Mr. SnowmanPants November 22, 2018

mumky

A monkey, but better

hey look, mumky

by anonymous September 6, 2020