Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.

Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo

by Pedroia December 17, 2008

Dirty Mortenson

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her

That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!

by 520supra August 25, 2014

Isla Muertes

Spanish for the Island of Death. Mentioned in Jurassic Park 2.

"Hey Joey, you wanna go to Isla Muertes?" "Sure, Jose."

by IceScorpionStorm January 30, 2015

Brittania Marteijn

Every day i spend with you is the new best day of my life lvy baba xxx

Brittania Marteijn

by Daanzeeland January 9, 2018

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

lydia martella

Lydia Martella is awesome, pretty, and nice when she wants to be. Lydia is not shy, she just hates everyone. She has all of the true friends, no fake friends.

Wow, I want a girlfriend like Lydia Martella.

by Lydyaa February 7, 2018

john martell

fun

John martell is really fun.

by Jaxon Barnes May 22, 2018