Murphy

A job that is seemingly easy but turns out to be a complete fucking nightmare. Based on the principle behind Murphy's Law stating, "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Mechanic: Remember that lady whose car was making a rattling sound, it was supposed to be a 20 minute fix? Well it turned into a full blown Murphy within ten seconds of popping her hood; I had to replace or ghetto rig every fucking moving part in there...

by Ellington of Phant May 15, 2016

Bleeding Gums Murphy

When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.

Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.

She's not looking so good anymore.

by Ghostington's Keeper October 28, 2012

murphy's law

also known in england as Sod's Law

by MICHELLE October 15, 2003

Morph

Short for the drug morphine.

Give me some morph, muthafucka.

by prisoner 67378132 November 27, 2006

morph420

A fat sack of crap who needs to stop being a little bitch about life. He needs to fall in a hole and never get out.

If you want to be an asshole, learn to be like Morph420.

by 100010101010 August 14, 2004

mrph

Hey or other muffled exclamation.

Emma said "Mrph!" when she got bitten.

by meh September 5, 2003

morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni

I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.

by Tempestua March 30, 2005