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Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.
Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.
by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022
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Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.
"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."
by slot_shots October 14, 2022
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Fox Mulder

Caitlin: fox mulder is a daddy
Sam: no. He is a dad
by A person who is correct (Sam) November 1, 2022
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Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.
Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.
by Mr413 January 25, 2023
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Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules
I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset
by Porg009 January 14, 2024
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Kawkaw malediction

The "Kawkaw Malediction" refers to an uncanny and seemingly supernatural streak of misfortune, particularly in financial or sports-related endeavors. This malevolent force is characterized by a series of unfortunate events, such as a sudden decline in stock values, cryptocurrency prices, or the performance of selected athletes on one's team.
After meticulously researching and investing in promising stocks, I found myself under the ominous influence of the Kawkaw Malediction, as their values plummeted inexplicably. It's as if the curse had targeted my financial endeavors, leaving me bewildered by the relentless bad luck.

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Believers in the Kawkaw Malediction warned against selecting certain players for the fantasy hockey team, claiming that the curse would strike and hinder their performance. True to the legend, my carefully chosen players experienced a sudden downturn in their game, reinforcing the eerie influence of the Kawkaw Malediction in the world of sports.
by Lieutenant-Colonel February 11, 2024
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attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.
Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”
by strawberrynightcrawler April 9, 2024
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