click mouth - adj. when one has a really bad case of cotton mouth from smoking herb and then when one talks everything one says makes a clicking noise b/c the tongue is bone dry and sorta sticks to the cheeks and roof of mouth.
Monique: "Tak, tik, klak, click..."
Michael: "What did you say Monique?"
Monique: "Oh, excuse me Michael. I have click mouth from that grass we smoked."
Michael: "Oh, ok. Me too."
Michael: "What did you say Monique?"
Monique: "Oh, excuse me Michael. I have click mouth from that grass we smoked."
Michael: "Oh, ok. Me too."
by Source: Lil' Miss Sunshine, October 5, 2007
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Get the mouth gamemug. Also known as Dickinson syndrome. Started when Robert Dickinson, a 17 year old student, had oral sex with a dead otter. Since, it has developed into an international epidemic, after Dickinson began preying on drunken girls, going as low as 15 year olds!!!! It affects the mouth, causing excessive drooling, hairy tounge, and a constant taste of cinnamon. It also, slowly erodes the tongue, and can lead to constipation and the shits will follow.
Drunk girl: Yo shizzle, i just got off with a guy who tasted like cinnamon.
Friend: Holy shit, that's Dicky, U've got the mouth aids!!!!
Friend: Holy shit, that's Dicky, U've got the mouth aids!!!!
by LJK January 6, 2008
Get the mouth aidsmug. by Brian May 13, 2005
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Get the Mouth Fartmug. A half cocked jaw. To give someone a look of disgust. Resembling a confused turtle about to gasp for air.
Sir McNutley gave me a turtlemouth when I told him King Longshanks would not succumb to his advances. Even after offering 10 Shillings.
by Brentus August 23, 2005
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