getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Boring Borris brooky morris

More life in a postage stamp
Like pulling teeth having conversations

Your turning into a boring borris brooky morris person

It would be better a night with a Boring borris brooky morris than you

Please liven up and don’t continue to be a boring borris brooky morris

by Jamie Freer December 23, 2025

ms. morrin

A teacher that appears to be super nice and acts it but once you receive her actions and jokes she's the gueen of darkness

Ms. Morrin laughed nicely about my failing grade. She is the queen of darkness

by Storm trooper 42 April 4, 2017

Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".

If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.

by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020

wealth, hellfire, and morrils

What da Maine Department of Inhuman Disservices should have taken steps about regarding da highly-questionable business-practices of da infamous "Wreaths Across America" company.

What with da shady financial dealings, mistreatment of workers, and inaccurate "donation" status of da wreaths for da veteran's graves, it seems to me dat said Worcester-family outfit's "wealth, hellfire, and morrils" were definitely in jeopardy!

by QuacksO January 21, 2025