Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

Your mom gay

A witty comeback with such magnitude that when applied to some unsuspecting noob they can do nothing except melt or disintegrate like the Nazis at the end if Indiana Jones.
Can occasionally be countered by a veciforous "no u."

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: NO UUUUU!!!!!
Kevin: hdjeofjsvsifeknendkrkfndbsksnfn

Alternate universe:

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: beiaofjrbskdbjdksksbuebsmsh

by Thotslayer911 May 8, 2018

your mom sus

your mom is sus af
She is an imposter

Him:"Your mom sus"
Me:cries
Me:"GO SUCK YOUR MOMS ASS"

by someone who is not sus November 5, 2021

your mom gay

this is how to completly destroy anyone.

Guy 69420: hi

Guy 2: your mom gay
Guy 69420: (gets deleted from existince)

by how many pseudonyms are there November 18, 2021

your mom on a bun

a sexyaul menuver used by conor kempton

"your mom on a bun and she is loving it OOO YEAh

i did louis' mom !!!

by Louis Serino December 28, 2005

your mom called

originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant

person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?

by luker May 28, 2004

your mom's box

your mother's vagina.

this is a witty insult one can throw into conversation randomly. usually it involves doing something suggestive to the victim's mother's box.

: This ice cream is so good!
: Almost as delicious as your mom's box!

by Celina P May 24, 2006