near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

by Paul Ramsden June 21, 2005

Miss Cleo

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.

"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010

miss me

lose my number; don't call me; leave me alone.

you've cheated on me, now miss me.

by trina November 17, 2003

miss jabberwock

A beauty contest for African-American girls.

Dude, my girlfriend is Miss Jabberwock!

by Ryan May 3, 2004

miss me

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
Like if somebody is throwing something (a ball for example) and before they throw it you tell them to not hit you or miss you. But in this case, you would mean words (accusations for example) Or just lieing period, you wont somebody to save the bull for the next person.

male: "What, are you fu**ing him?"
Female: "I just told you I don't know him!"
male: "You better miss me with that lieing!"

by Renee Ward August 18, 2007

Miss Lowe

Small Irish pixy cow, who licks miss linfor's ass and loves the shitty winnits and her dress sence of shit a nd shit looks even shitter wen worn together. We all fell sorry 4 her dog we want to kill it to put it out oof it s missary (poor scotty)

"MY little scotty is good @ lickin ass but not as gd as u linford lass"

by Broadstine, 'n' ,Flarty November 29, 2003