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thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth
im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now
by Duff Munger May 15, 2016
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Midgetous

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".
That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.
by Glydo December 22, 2023
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Midgets

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places
A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023
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Straight Trace Midget Pimpin

These ho’s actin up. We need some of that straight Trace midget pimpin!
by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
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Midget

by Spinner1202 July 9, 2018
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Mauling The Midget

"yo bro I got done mauling the midget"
by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020
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Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
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