Michigan Mudpuppy

When you eat ass with a mouthful of chewing tobacco (especially Grizzly Wintergreen Long Cut or Copenhagen).

See also: Skol-pository

Big Terry came running out into the garage and yelled, “Someone give me a lipper, I’m gonna give her the Michigan Mudpuppy!”

by Recovering Maniac May 12, 2024

Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)

Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022

Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint

Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning

by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 4, 2021

Michigan

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan”

“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2

by goonercore March 14, 2025

Flint Michigan

Pulling a Flint Michigan is when your shit is so watery that it comes out in almost liquid form, causing only a stream of brown liquid to come out. Similar to that of the muddy water coming out of a Flint Michigan faucet.

Person 1: Did you like that one restaurant I recommended?
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.

by Susshitime December 10, 2022

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Michigan Cleaning

When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea

austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022