Mark Messier

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

by NYR forever July 20, 2008

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Messiah

The Jewish word given to the saviour of the world, was thought to be Jesus (who was actually an Arab Magician). One of the most famous uses of the word messiah was in Monty Python's: The Life of Brian were Brian is mistaken to be the messiah of Jerusalem.

crowd: "Show us the Messiah!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"

by Calmal February 19, 2007

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massi

a vulgar ginger that has a tiny dick.

“look at that redhead rapist over there!”
“must be a massi”

by pewpewnibba September 25, 2017

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really fucking massive shit

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

by shabba-ranks November 28, 2013

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