Messaoud Boulassel

Hello. With friends

God isn't dead, just look at Messaoud Boulassel and say that you're an atheist, you can't

by SebulBAN Avocado June 3, 2017

message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

Message spam

Message spam is NOT when someone is sending may messages as a part of a bigger message. It's when someone sends many annoying messages with repetitive content, commonly tags which cause a notification.

Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Guy 2: wtf stop the message spam

by This Username is mine March 26, 2018

Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

Messagathon

When two tinder people spend most of Wednesday evening texting eachother, and Lauren insist there will be no swimming on then first date.

Oh nooo are you Ok? 🎻
Hehehe ur up early for a Saturday..
Yep it was a messagathon.. new word right there 😉

by DadBodDave August 29, 2018

messy tacito

Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act

(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)

forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies

"That Jennifer lady is such a bitch, I hope someone does the messy tacito on their brat of a child"

by Retardedpineapple November 20, 2018

messyfear

The greatest moodboard and meme account on instagram.

”Messyfear makes the best moodboards.”

by messyfear January 11, 2019